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Eligibility

can you breathe?

Requirements

just breathe

Prizes

1 non-cash prize
You don't deserve anything
1 winner

that's right, you get nothing.

How to enter

just hop on the battle bus

Judges

Alfred Premkumar
Buford Industries

Goutham Mitta
Assistant to the Regional Manager

Vinay Jagan

Judging Criteria

  • breathe
    just pump the lungs and make sure your diaphragm hasn't got holes
  • eat
    all the way to morbidly obese

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